This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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