their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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