How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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