Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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