I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I think it stinks sheโs cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Heโs basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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