he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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