Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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