Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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