this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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