you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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