420 ftw
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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