I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize