I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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