just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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