The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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