She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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