He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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