i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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