Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize