oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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