I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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