New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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