Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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