When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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