just tell him i said nine months
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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