you lied. pity sex is amazing.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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