Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Will you blow on my dice?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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