Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
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what if every blade of grass was a penis?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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