WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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