at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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