I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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