she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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