I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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