I swear she didn't look like that last week.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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