It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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