All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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