You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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