You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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