How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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