Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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