I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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