We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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