People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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