no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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