Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Hello my rib-scented angel!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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