Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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