well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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