Only a mothe r could love this liver
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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