I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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