Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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